8 Things "Manly" Men Don't Do—According to Wattpad Male Leads
We all know Wattpad men are dangerously hot alpha males, and most of them have a serious case of toxic masculinity. We've rounded up some of the most hilarious examples.
1. Eat Sprinkles
These colorful ice cream toppings, also known as hundreds and thousands, are apparently a threat to manliness.
2. Use Ladders
We're not sure exactly what about a ladder screams "feminine", but this male lead seems to think they're a woman-only tool.
3. Be "Cute"
It turns out calling a "manly man" cute or pretty is offensive to his ego.
4. Eat Breakfast
You'd think bacon and eggs would be a masculine staple, but apparently eating in the morning is just for the ladies.
5. Have a Favorite Flower
Obviously plants are for women only. Just knowing the name of a flower might make men explode.
6. Drink Milk
Sure, pretty much everyone drank milk as a baby, but we all know it's the girliest beverage.
7. Use Sunscreen
You're not a real man unless you can defeat the sun itself! UV rays be damned.
8. Drink Iced Coffee
Hot coffee? Manly AF. Iced coffee? Might as well be a pink unicorn latté.
9. Eat Italian Food
Don't tell all those Italian mob bosses, but that spaghetti stuff is just for women.
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